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• I told the truth Lord! How can I learn any moral lesson if you keep confusing me like this.
  -- Philipe The Mouse, "Ladyhawke...
• You can be replaced by a machine that flushes.
• It's curtains for you, Mighty Mouse! This gun is so futuristic that even *I* don't know how it works!
  -- from Ralph Bakshi's Mighty Mouse...
• You know you've been sitting in front of your Lisp machine too long when you go out to the junk food machine and start wondering how to make it give you the CADR of Item H so you can get that yummie chocolate cupcake that's stuck behind the disgusting vanilla one.
• If you can't create it--respect it.
• You *WILL* respect me in the morning!
• Hello, this is Marlin's answering machine reminding you that yesterday was the last day of the previous period of your life.
  After the beep you can tell me how it was, or leave some other, informative message....
• In the wilds: It's so quiet up here you can hear a mouse get a hard-on.
• No, I was joking ... REALLY ... you can put down that machine gun ...