Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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How come we never talk anymore?
How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue .
.. and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go? -- Rita Rudne...
How come women aren't in the NHL? The guys would rather CHECK them out.
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
How come you are so good at finding excuses?
How come you never see a politician laugh? Because they know what they're getting away with, and if they started laughing, they'd never stop.
How commentators each dark passage shun, And hold their farthing candle to the sun.
-- Edward Young (1684-1765) -- Love of Fame, Satire vii, Line 97...
How complicated can it be? A loop's a loop isn't it?
How could Brigham Young be against sex?
How could I have downloaded a virus?!?! It said NO CARRIER

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