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• Well, see, Joyce, there we were, trapped in the elevator.
  Now, I had my tennis racquet and the goldfish; she was holding the Crisco....
• Drive carefully - we can wait!" -- Sign in the Funeral Parlo
• How do you know when a JAP had an orgasm? She drops her nail file.
• How do you tickle a JAP? Gucci, Gucci, Gucci.
• How can you tell the dance from the dancer?
• What's the difference between a JAP and an elephant?
  10 pounds. How do you get them to be the same? Force feed the elephant....
• What do you call a JAP 10? A JAP 3 with $7,000,000 in the bank.
• Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can. -- Charles Darwi