Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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How come nobody ever tampers with Spam?
How come only your friends step on your new white sneakers?
How come Smokey the Bear and his wife never had any kids?
....`cause every time she'd get hot, he'd hit her over the head with a shovel....
How come the AT&T symbol looks like the Death Star?
How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow?
It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak....
How come there aren't any Air Force-Marine surplus stores?
How come there's only one Monopolies Commission? -- Nigel Ree
How come they call it "prime time," when we really do not have anything better to do than watch television?
What this society needs is a few less channels and not quite so many flavors of ice cream...
How come they made up all the rules before I got here?
How come this jacket they gave me doesn't have sleeves?

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