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• Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love.
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• How can you tell when a lawyer lies? He moves his lips.
• How can you tell the dance from the dancer?
• You can tell what a man worships by what he does on Sunday. -- Hartman Rector, Jr.
• A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, will tell you.
  -- Bert Leston Taylor, "The So-Called Human Race", (1922-)...
• Martin: How can we tell if we're doing this maneuver effectively?
  Miss Winthrop: The dog's eyes will cross, and his tongue will protrude and change color, ever so slightly....
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  -- Sandra, age 7...