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  Skinner: [talking with his teachers] Just think what we can buy with that money....
• The following appeared as part of a recommendation made by a faculty member to the president of a large university.
  "Never once in our 150-year history as a university have we clarified our objectives....
• The following appeared in a memorandum to faculty from the academic vice president of Waymarsh University.
  "So that we can better accomplish Waymarsh University's academic goals, we should adopt the job-opportunity (job-op) program offered at Plateau Technical College and strongly encourage all students at Waymarsh to participate in it....
• Don't try to fix the students, fix ourselves first.
  The good teacher makes the poor student good and the good student superior....
• The Department of Education in the state of Attra recommends that high school students be assigned homework every day.
  Yet a recent statewide survey of high school math and science teachers calls the usefulness of daily homework into question....
• The following appeared in a memo from the Principal of Sherwood Junior High School.
  "It appears that the lighting in Sherwood High's classrooms, which have large windows but minimal overhead light sources, is impairing student academic performance and teacher morale....
• How many boarding school students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they have their parents do it for them....
• The following appeared in a memo from a member of the Clark City School Board.
  "Mason Elementary School is faced with a shortage of classroom space....
• The following appeared in a memo from the Dean of the College of Education at Omni State University.
  "Only seven of our state's high schools offer even one course in Latin, but over 80 percent of the graduates who study Latin at those seven schools enroll in college....