Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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How come all the buttons keep flying off my shirt?
How come all you guys sit on your helmets?
How come animal shelter workers are paid more than childcare workers?
How come black cows eat green grass and give white milk on a dark night following a blue day?
How come every time you go to the emergency room of a hospital they got foreign doctors from India there?
I don't want to put my life in the hands of any doctor who believes in reincarnation. Give m...
How come girls with the most streamlined shapes offer the most resistance?
How come he didn't put `I think' at the end of it? -- James P. Hoga
How come I can never find Troi when I'm angry at her?
How come it happens that junk food always seem to taste better than healthful food?
How come, just as the rocket is launching, the astronauts don't also shoot some fireworks out the window?
It would make the whole takeoff look more impressive. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...

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