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Q: What do you call a half-dozen Indians with Asian flu? A: Six sick Sikhs (sic).
Q: What do you call a million cats at the bottom of Lake Michigan? A: A good start.
Q: What do you call a principal female opera singer whose high C is lower than those of other principal female opera singers?
A: A deep C diva....
Q. What do you call a TV set that fixes itself? A. A Christian Science Monitor.
Q: What do you call a WASP who doesn't work for his father, isn't a lawyer, and believes in social causes?
A: A failure....
Q: What do you call the money you pay to the government when you ride into the country on the back of an elephant?
A: A howdah duty....
Q: What do you call the scratches that you get when a female sheep bites you? A: Ewe nicks.
Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney? A: An offer you can't understand.
Q: What do you get when you stuff a flaming stick down a rabbit-hole? A: Hot cross bunnies!
Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.

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