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QOTD: "Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.
QOTD: "East is east... and let's keep it that way.
QOTD: "Every morning I read the obituaries; if my name's not there, I go to work.
QOTD: Flash! Flash! I love you! ...but we only have fourteen hours to save the earth!
QOTD: "He eats like a bird... five times his own weight each day.
QOTD: "Her other car is a broom.
QOTD: "He's a perfectionist. If he married Raquel Welch, he'd expect her to cook.
QOTD: "He's such a hick he doesn't even have a trapeze in his bedroom.
QOTD: How can I miss you if you won't go away?
QOTD: "I ain't broke, but I'm badly bent.
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