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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To see his friend Gregory peck.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide....
Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope? A: To get to the other slide.
Q: Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto? A: He found out what "kimosabe" really means.
Q: Why did the mathematician name his dog "Cauchy"? A: Because he left a residue at every pole.
Q: Why did the programmer call his mother long distance? A: Because that was her name.
Q: Why did the WASP cross the road? A: To get to the middle.
Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet? A: To stamp out forest fires.
Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet? A: To stamp out flaming ducks....
Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders? A: To conform with departmental regulations concerning uniform dress.
Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together?
A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home....
Q: Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?
A: Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise? Oh, right, *of course*!...

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