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Q: Why do the police always travel in threes? A: One to do the reading, one to do the writing, and the other keeps an eye on the two intellectuals.
Q: Why does Washington have the most lawyers per capita and New Jersey the most toxic waste dumps?
A: God gave New Jersey first choice....
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: Because they get their head stuck in the jars.
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear? A: To keep their ankles warm....
Q: Why don't lawyers go to the beach? A: The cats keep trying to bury them.
Q: Why don't Scotsmen ever have coffee the way they like it?
A: Well, they like it with two lumps of sugar....
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? A
You do all of the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit....
Q: Why is it that the more accuracy you demand from an interpolation function, the more expensive it becomes to compute?
A: That's the Law of Spline Demand....
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A
It takes too long to retrain them. Q: What's the mating call of the brunette?...
Q: Why should you always serve a Southern Carolina football man soup in a plate?
A: 'Cause if you give him a bowl, he'll throw it away....
Q: Why was Stonehenge abandoned? A: It wasn't IBM compatible.

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