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QOTD: "I am not sure what this is, but an 'F' would only dignify it.
QOTD: "I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital.
On the other hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out....
QOTD: "I drive my car quietly, for it goes without saying.
QOTD: "I haven't come far enough, and don't call me baby.
QOTD: I love your outfit, does it come in your size?
QOTD: "I may not be able to walk, but I drive from the sitting posistion.
QOTD: "I only touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!
QOTD: I opened Pandora's box, let the cat out of the bag and put the ball in their court.
-- Hon. J. Hacker (The Ministry of Administrative Affairs)...
QOTD: "I sprinkled some baking powder over a couple of potatoes, but it didn't work.
QOTD: "I thought I saw a unicorn on the way over, but it was just a horse with one of the horns broken off.

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