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Q: What do you get when you cross a mobster with an international standard?
A: You get someone who makes you an offer that you can't understand!...
Q: What's the difference betweeen USL and the Graf Zeppelin?
A: The Graf Zeppelin represented cutting edge technology for its time....
Q: What's the difference between USL and the Titanic? A: The Titanic had a band.
QED.
QOTD: "It's not the despair... I can stand the despair. It's the hope.
QOTD: "A child of 5 could understand this! Fetch me a child of 5.
QOTD: "A university faculty is 500 egotists with a common parking problem.
QOTD: All I want is a little more than I'll ever get.
QOTD: All I want is more than my fair share.
QOTD: "Dead people are good at running because they don't have to stop and breathe.
-- Hokey, watching "Night of the Living Dead...

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