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• What do you call a female clown? A Clunt :-)
• It is very difficult to look at the possibility of lesbian sheep because if you are a female sheep, what you do to solicit sex is to stand still.
  Maybe there is a female sheep out there really wanting another female, but there's just no way for us to know it....
• What do you get when you cross an octopus with a sheep? A sweater with eight sleeves.
• Q: What do you call a principal female opera singer whose high C is lower than those of other principal female opera singers?
  A: A deep C diva....
• Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.
• Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney? A: An offer you can't understand.
• Q: What do you call poisoned coffee? A: Grounds for divorce.
• Q: What do you call couples that use that rhythm method? A: Parents.
• Q: What do you call a LADA with a turbo? A: A Skoda.