Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Q: What is purple and commutes? A: An Abelian grape.
Q: What is purple and concord the world? A: Alexander the Grape.
Q: "What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?
A: "Is there a dog?...
Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.
Q: What is the difference between Texas and yogurt? A: Yogurt has culture.
Q: What is the last thing a Kansas stripper takes off? A: Her bowling shoes.
Q: What is the mating call of a blonde? A: I think I'm drunk.
Q: What's the call of a disappointed blonde? A: I *said*, I *think* I'm drunk!...
Q: What is the sound of one cat napping? A: Mu.
Q: What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A: A nervous wreck.
Q: What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like a donkey, and plays like a monkey?
A: Nothing....

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