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Q: What Do You Call A Principal Female Opera Singer Whose High C Is Lower Than Those Of Other Principal Female Opera Singers?
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Q: What do you call a principal female opera singer whose high C
is lower than those of other principal female opera singers?
A: A deep C diva.
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