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Q: What do monsters eat? A: Things. Q: What do monsters drink?
A: Coke. (Because Things go better with Coke.)...
Q: What do they call the alphabet in Arkansas? A: The impossible dream.
Q: What do WASP's do instead of making love? A: Rule the country.
Q: What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common? A: The same middle name.
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? A...
Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal? A
Diyathinkhesaurus. Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal with a dog?...
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick.
Q: What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
A: An interpreter. Q: Why do blondes have square breasts?...
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: What does it matter?
He can't come anyway. [I got a dog with no legs -- I call him Cigarette....
Q: What do you call a group of kids with low IQ's, drinking diet cola, eating fruit, and singing?
A: The Moron Tab and Apple Choir....

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