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Q: What's the difference between Bell Labs and the Boy Scouts of America?
A: The Boy Scouts have adult supervision....
Q. What's the difference between Los Angeles and yogurt? A. Yogurt has a living, active culture.
Q: What's tiny and yellow and very, very, dangerous? A: A canary with the super-user password.
Q: What's yellow, and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice? A: Zorn's Lemon.
Q: Where's the Lone Ranger take his garbage? A: To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump!
Q: What's the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant hill?...
Q: Who cuts the grass on Walton's Mountain? A: Lawn Boy.
Q: Why are Jewish divorces so expensive? A: Because they're worth it!
Q: Why did the astrophysicist order three hamburgers? A: Because he was hungry.
Q: Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A
To see what was on the other side. Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering wheels?...
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was giving it last rites.

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