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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.
Q: What's bruised, bleeding, and lies in a ditch? A: Somebody who tells Aggie jokes.
Q: What's tan and black and looks great on a lawyer? A: A doberman.
Q: What's the Blonde's cheer? A: I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.
L.O.N... ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea....
Q. What's the capital of Canada? A. American.
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog....
Q: What's the difference between a duck and an elephant? A: You can't get down off an elephant.
Q: What's the difference between a Mac and an Etch-a-Sketch?
A: You don't have to shake the Mac to clear the screen....
Q: What's the difference between a RHU cheerleader and a whale? A: The moustache.
Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? A: One more drunk.

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