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Q: What does a blonde do first theing in the morning?
A: She goes home. Q: Why does blonde have fur on the hem of her dress?...
Q: What does a WASP Mom make for dinner? A: A crisp salad, a hearty soup, a lovely entree, followed by a delicious dessert.
Q: What does it say on the bottom of Coke cans in North Dakota? A: Open other end.
Q: What goes: Sis! Boom! Baaaaah! A: Exploding sheep.
Q: What happens when four WASP's find themselves in the same room? A: A dinner party.
Q: What is green and lives in the ocean? A: Moby Pickle.
Q: What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has two of? A: Feet.
Q: What is orange and goes "click, click?" A: A ball point carrot.
Q: What is printed on the bottom of beer bottles in Minnesota? A: Open other end.
Q: What is purple and commutes? A: A boolean grape.
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