Q: What Do You Have When You Have A Lawyer Buried Up To His Neck In Sand? A: Not Enough Sand.
Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
What do you have when you have six lawyers buried up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.
Hi. Do you ever feel, like, your head is full of sand
ot your regular loose sand mind you, but compacted sand, and there were like, I dunno, bugs or something jumping up and down on the compacted sand?...
Where were you when the ship hit the sand?
Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.
Judges are, in many respects, like parents. You have to give them a good enough reason to do what you want.
-- Darlene Ricker, Lawyer and journali...
I never lie when I have sand in my boots -- LaForge
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Q: What do you call a WASP who doesn't work for his father, isn't a lawyer, and believes in social causes?
A: A failure....