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• I HAVE no powers. Q, the ordinary. "Q, the liar. Q, the misanthrope.
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• COKE IS IT!
• Q: What do WASP's do instead of making love? A: Rule the country.
• Q: What is "SMOORPLAY"? A: It's what SMURFS do before they SMUCK, of course!