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• Q: What do you call a WASP who doesn't work for his father, isn't a lawyer, and believes in social causes?
  A: A failure....
• Q: How do you tell if an Elephant has been making love in your backyard?
  A: If all your trashcan liners are missing ......
• What do two WASP brothers exchange after not seeing each other for decades? Business cards.
• What do you call the WASP who doesn't work for his father, isn't a lawyer, and believes in social causes?
  A failure....
• Q: What do you call the money you pay to the government when you ride into the country on the back of an elephant?
  A: A howdah duty....
• Q: What are the four words you don't want to hear while making love? A: "Honey, I'm home!
• Q: What does a WASP Mom make for dinner? A: A crisp salad, a hearty soup, a lovely entree, followed by a delicious dessert.
• Q: What happens when four WASP's find themselves in the same room? A: A dinner party.