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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools....
Q: How many WASP's does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One.
Q: How much does it cost to ride the Unibus? A: 2 bits.
Q: How was Thomas J. Watson buried? A: 9 edge down.
Q: Know what the difference between your latest project and putting wings on an elephant is?
A: Who knows? The elephant *might* fly, heh, heh......
Q: Minnesotans ask, "Why aren't there more pharmacists from Alabama?
A: Easy. It's because they can't figure out how to get the little bottles into the typewriter....
Q: Somebody just posted that Roman Polanski directed Star Wars.
What should I do? A: Post the correct answer at once!...
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A: "The elephants are coming over the hill." Q: What did he say when saw them coming over the hill wearing sunglasses?...
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you....
Q: What do little WASPs want to be when they grow up? A: The very best person they can possibly be.

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