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• Q: Where's the Lone Ranger take his garbage? A: To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump!
  Q: What's the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant hill?...
• Why did the light bulb cross the road? Because it saw two elephants coming.
• Lenny: See, all along I've been telling Carl I'm married to a beauty queen.
  Now, he's coming over for dinner. Marge: Oh, Lenny, I'm sure he'll like your wife no matter what she looks like....
• Jack and Jill are over the hill.
• What? Over? Did you say 'over?' Nothing is over until we say it is!
  Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! -- John Belushi, from Animal House...
• This one is for all you military types. For those who don't know, Rangers are *extremely* well trained members of the U.
  S. Army. Marines are people who start out as normal soldiers and then are made to believe that bullets don't actually hurt....
• What did the programmer say when he was asked why he couldn't sleep?
  I keep having this recurring nightmare....
• Q: What did Ted Kennedy say when Willy Smith was acquitted?
  A: PAAARTY! PAAARTY! PAAARTY! ... -- As told by Jay Leno...
• Q: What did the blind person say when given some matzah? A: Who the hell wrote this?