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• Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
  Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? A...
• Q: What does a blonde do first theing in the morning?
  A: She goes home. Q: Why does blonde have fur on the hem of her dress?...
• Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A
  It takes too long to retrain them. Q: What's the mating call of the brunette?...
• Q: What's the Blonde's cheer? A: I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.
  L.O.N... ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea....
• Q: Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A
  To see what was on the other side. Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering wheels?...
• Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: Because they get their head stuck in the jars.
  Q: Why do blondes wear underwear? A: To keep their ankles warm....
• I thought that you said you were 20 years old!" "As a programmer, yes," she replied, "And you claimed to be very near two meters tall!
  "You said you were blonde, but you lied!" Oh, she was a hacker and he was one, too, They had so much in common, you'd say....
• Picard: "Q, what is it you really want?" Q: "Well since you know so much about the Q, I thought you'd be the perfect person to introduce me to the child.
  Let her know that she can...trust me." -- "True Q", Stardate 46192.3...
• How do you change a blonde's mind? Buy her another beer.