Miscellaneous Collections

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb....
Q: How many marketing people does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I'll have to get back to you on that....
Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None: The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution....
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to the earlier joke....
Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seven....
Q: How many people from New Jersey does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to do it, one to watch, and the third to shoot the witness....
Q: How many pre-med's does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him....
Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to really want to change....
Q: "How many Romulans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: "Twelve; one to screw the light-bulb in, and eleven to self-destruct the ship out of disgrace....

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