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• Q: What's the difference between a duck and an elephant? A: You can't get down off an elephant.
• Homer: All done. Marge: You're not done. I want you to throw away these old calendars and TV Guides.
  Homer: Are you mad, woman? You never know when an old calendar might come in handy....
• What's the difference between a JAP and an elephant?
  10 pounds. How do you get them to be the same? Force feed the elephant....
• Marty: [sheepish laughter] We appreciate you coming down, but, heh, look kid, the thing us, uh heh heh.
  ..we don't _have_ an elephant, heh heh. Bill...
• Marge: Homer...it looks like it could gore. Homer: Heh heh.
  ..it _does_ look like Al Gore. Bart: [admiring] Ew, he smells worse than anything....
• Marty: Let's try one more number. Homer: Y'ello? Ba
  [grabs phone] KBBL is going to give me something stupid!...
• Homer: Bart! Take a letter! Dear Mr. Burns.
  .. [heavy sarcasm] I'm so `glad' you enjoyed my son's blood....
• Heh heh heh.
• Heh heh heh. That crazy Marmaduke. -- Homer reads the morning paper, "Dead Putting Society