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Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat?
A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires....
Q: How many Democrats does it take to enjoy a good joke? A: One more than you can find.
Q: How many elephants can you fit in a VW Bug? A: Four.
Two in the front, two in the back. Q: How can you tell if an elephant is in your refrigerator?...
Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. We'll fix it in software. Q: How many system programmers does it take to change a light bulb?...
Q: How many Harvard MBA's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just one. He grasps it firmly and the universe revolves around him....
Q: How many IBM 370's does it take to execute a job?
A: Four, three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off....
Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to do a logical right shift?
A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register....
Q: How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Fifteen....
Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three....
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Only it's his light bulb when he's done....

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