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• Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to the earlier joke....
• Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb....
• Q: "How many Romulans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: "Twelve; one to screw the light-bulb in, and eleven to self-destruct the ship out of disgrace....
• Q: How many Martians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One and a half.
• Q: How many WASP's does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One.
• How many government officials -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One Republican, ten Democrats, and the Supreme Court - to determine its constitutionality....