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• Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to execute a job?
  A: Four; three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off....
• How many safety inspectors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four. One to change it and three to hold the ladder....
• How many publishers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to screw it in. Two to hold down the author....
• Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat ?
  A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires....
• How many men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four. One to do the job and three to listen to him brag about the screwing part....
• Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat?
  A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires....