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• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....
• How many movie directors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last light bulb was much better....
• Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Only one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to really want to change....
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb? None, lawyers only screw us.
• Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb....
• Q: How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to screw it in and one to say that light started when the screwing began....
• How many Contras -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but he doesn't know where it came from....
• How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)...
• How many psychiatrists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes a really long time and the light bulb has to want to change....