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I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.
-- James Bore...
I got this powdered water -- now I don't know what to add. -- Steven Wrigh
I got tired of listening to the recording on the phone at the movie theater.
So I bought the album. I got kicked out of a theater the other day for bringing my own food in....
I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals. -- Butch Cassidy
I GUESS I KINDA LOST CONTROL because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire.
No, I didn't. Just kidding. I just said that to illustrate one of the human emotio...
I GUESS I'LL NEVER FORGET HER. And maybe I don't want to.
Her spirit was wild, like a wild monkey. Her beauty was like a beautiful horse being ridden by a wild monkey....
I guess I've been so wrapped up in playing the game that I never took time enough to figure out where the goal line was -- what it meant to win -- or even how you won.
-- Cash McCall...
I guess I've been wrong all my life, but so have billions of other people.
.. Certainty is just an emotion. -- Hal Cleme...
I GUESS OF ALL MY UNCLES, I liked Uncle Caveman the best.
We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd eat one of us....
I guess the Little League is even littler than we thought. -- D. Cave

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