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I have a friend whose a billionaire. He invented Cliff's notes.
When I asked him how he got such a great idea he said, "Well first I....
I have a hard time being attracted to anyone who can beat me up.
-- John McGrath, Atlanta sportswriter, on women weightlifters....
I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of sea shells.
I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world....
I have a little shadow that goes in and out with me, And what can be the use of him is more than I can see.
He is very, very like me from the heels up to the head; And I see him jump before me, when I...
I have a map of the United States. It's actual size.
I spent last summer folding it. People ask me where I live, and I say, "E6". -- Steven Wrigh...
I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died. -- Richard Dira
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full.
Scratch where it itches. -- A.R. Longworth...
I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything.
Every once in a while I turn it on and off. On and off....
I have a terrible headache, I was putting on toilet water and the lid fell.
I have a theory that it's impossible to prove anything, but I can't prove it.

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