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• I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. -- Steven Wrigh
• I've got some powdered water, but I don't know what to add. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. -- Steven Wrigh
• I got a calculator and now I can't add without it. I got a spellchecker and I can't write without it anymore.
  I got a blowdryer and now my hair won't dry on its own. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
• I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. -- Steven Wrigh
• I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'm gonna use it. -- Steven Wrigh
• In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I like to reminisce with people I don't know. -- Steven Wrigh
• Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" -- Steven Wrigh