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• Hell,I even thought I was dead.But I found out I was just in Nebraska.
  -- Little Bill,in Unforgive...
• I guess watching me isn't any more exciting than being me.
  -- Homer (a little metahumor for y'all), "Bart on the Road...
• I heard a definition of an intellectual, that I thought was very interesting
  a man who takes more words than are necessary to tell more than he knows....
• I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house. -- Yogi Berra
• Moe: Man! You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch in the face, and for what?
  For some pimply little _puke_ to treat like dirt unless you're on a _team_....
• Homer: Save a guy's life, and what do you get? Nothing!
  Worse than nothing! Just a big scary rock....
• Krabappel: Just speak from the heart, Seymour. Tell them how we brought a little happiness into each others' lives.
  Ask them why they're forcing two dedicated people to choose between their careers and their hearts....
• I am Marvin of Borg. Guess what weapons we have. Go on, guess.