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I have a very small mind and must live with it. -- E. Dijkstra
I have a very strange feeling about this... -- Luke Skywalke
I have accepted Provolone into my life!" -- Zippy the Pinhead
I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.
-- Artemus Ward...
I have always noticed that whenever a radical takes to Imperialism, he catches it in a very acute form.
-- Winston Churchill, 1903...
I have an existential map. It has "You are here" written all over it. -- Steven Wrigh
I have become me without my consent.
I have come up with a surefire concept for a hit television show, which would be called "A Live Celebrity Gets Eaten by a Shark.
-- Dave Barry, "The Wonders of Sharks on TV...
I have come up with a sure-fire concept for a hit television show, which would be called `A Live Celebrity Gets Eaten by a Shark'.
-- Dave Barry...
I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.
-- George Bernard Shaw...

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