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I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room.
-- Blaise Pascal...
I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I tell them the truth and they never believe me.
-- Camillo Di Cavou...
I have found it impossible to carry the heavy burden of responsibility and to discharge my duties as king as I would wish to do without the help and support of the woman I love.
-- Edward, Duke of W...
I have found little that is good about human beings.
In my experience most of them are trash. -- Sigmund Freud...
I have gained this by philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law.
-- Aristotle...
I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother. -- Artemus Ward
I have great faith in fools -- self confidence my friends call it. -- Edgar Allan Poe
I have had my television aerials removed. It's the moral equivalent of a prostate operation.
-- Malcolm Muggeridge...
I have hardly ever known a mathematician who was capable of reasoning. -- Plato
I have just had eighteen whiskeys in a row. I do believe that is a record.
-- Dylan Thomas, his last word...

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