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I GUESS WE WERE ALL GUILTY, in a way. We shot him, we skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, "I helped skin Bob.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988....
I had a dream last night... I dreamt about 1976. I dreamt about a country with incurable brain damage.
.. I even dreamt they gave it a heart transplant. Then I woke up and I knew it was only a nightma...
I had a feeling once about mathematics -- that I saw it all.
Depth beyond depth was revealed to me -- the Byss and the Abyss....
I had a virgin once. I had to go to Guatemala for her.
She was blind in one eye, and she had a stuffed alligator that said, "Welcome to Miami Beach....
I had another dream the other day about government financial management people.
They were small and rodent-like with padlocked ears, as if they had stepped out of a painting by Goya....
I had another dream the other day about music critics.
They were small and rodent-like with padlocked ears, as if they had stepped out of a painting by Goya....
I had never been too political, but I knew how white people treated black people and it was hard for me to come back to the bullshit white people put a black person through in this country.
To realiz...
I had no shoes and I pitied myself. Then I met a man who had no feet, so I took his shoes.
-- Dave Barry...
I had the rare misfortune of being one of the first people to try and implement a PL/1 compiler.
-- T. Cheatham...
I had to hit him -- he was starting to make sense.

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