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• All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific." -- Jane Wagne
• All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific. -- Jane Wagne
• Homer: Aw, I've never been so miserable in all my life.
  But I can't take it out on Marge and the kids -- I've gotta carry the burden all by myself....
• Casey came home from seeing the doctor looking very worried.
  His wife said, "What's the problem?" He said, "The doctor told me I have to take a pill every day for the rest of my life....
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• Its(just(my(nesting(instinct(I(guess()))))))
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...