I got tired of listening to the recording on the phone at the movie
theater. So I bought the album. I got kicked out of a theater the
other day for bringing my own food in. I argued that the concession
stand prices were outrageous. Besides, I hadn't had a barbecue in a
long time. I went to the theater and the sign said adults $5 children
$2.50. I told them I wanted 2 boys and a girl. I once took a cab to
a drive-in movie. The movie cost me $95.
-- Steven Wright
theater. So I bought the album. I got kicked out of a theater the
other day for bringing my own food in. I argued that the concession
stand prices were outrageous. Besides, I hadn't had a barbecue in a
long time. I went to the theater and the sign said adults $5 children
$2.50. I told them I wanted 2 boys and a girl. I once took a cab to
a drive-in movie. The movie cost me $95.
-- Steven Wright
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- The last time I went to a theater, I saw the movie under the worst possible
conditions - the film was running.
It's one of those few times I really did envy my feet - they were asleep.... - I came to a movie theater. The marquee just read: "Dyslexia: Movie The." -- Tommy Sledge
- I smoked pot at a drive-in movie theater. But the screen was this tiny.
It was itsy-bitsy thumb and forefinger tiny. Till I realized I was so stoned I'd backed in and I was watching it from my rearview mirror.... - I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep.
Mom said, "Steven, time to go to sleep." I said, "But I don't know how.... - I have a box of telephone rings under my bed. Whenever I get lonely, I
open it up a little bit, and I get a phone call.
One day I dropped the box all over the floor. The phone wouldn't stop ringing.... - I owed my friend George $25. For about three weeks I owed it to him.
The whole time I had the money on me---he didn't know it.... - I finally went to the eye doctor. I got contacts.
I only need them to read, so I got flip-ups.
-- Steven Wrigh... - Jon Splatz's Movie Review: "Lord of the Pings"
I've never walked out on a movie before.
When I pay $9.50 to see a movie (plus $16.50 for snacks), I'm going to sit through every single minute no matter how awful.... - aga n.
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