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• I don't make the rules, Gil, I only play the game. -- Cash McCall
• You can't win. You can't break even. You can't get out of the game. Can I abdicate?
• If you listened hard enough the first time, you might have heard what I meant to say.
• Phoebe Sr.: So I guess you'd like to know how it all happened.
  Phoebe: I-I mean I, well I think I can figure it out....
• Saavik: "Sir, may I ask you a question?" Kirk: "What's on your mind, Lieutenant?
  Saavik: "The Kobayashi Maru, sir." Kirk: "Are you asking me if we're playing out that scenario now?...
• I figure that the best way to figure what the IRS will figure is to get them to figure what you are figuring that they will figure that you are not really figuring what you want them to figure that you figure.
  If you figure all of this out sufficiently, you have got to figure that they can't figure you out in the first place....
• Now this is going to be your first day on a strange new planet, so I want you all wrapped up snug and warm, and no playing with any naughty bug-eyed monsters.
  DON'T PANIC...
• Homer: [receives a sweepstakes junk mail with a `You may have already won' check] One million dollars!
  I'm rich! [rushes to the bank] Teller: Mr....