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I have learned silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind.
-- Kahlil Gibra...
I have lots of things in my pockets; None of them is worth anything.
I have made mistakes but I have never made the mistake of claiming that I have never made one.
-- James Gordon Benne...
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.
-- Blaise Pascal...
I have more hit points that you can possible imagine.
I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your whole BODY! -- Cerebus, #82
I have never been one to sacrifice my appetite on the altar of appearance. -- A.M. Readyhough
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. -- Mark Twai
I have never seen anything fill up a vacuum so fast and still suck.
-- Rob Pike, on X. Steve Jobs said two years ago that X is brain-damaged and it will be gone in two years....
I have never understood this liking for war. It panders to instincts already catered for within the scope of any respectable domestic establishment.
-- Alan Benne...

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