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I hate babies. They're so human. -- H.H. Munro
I hate dying. -- Dave Johnso
I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day cause that means it's going to be up all night.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnso...
I hate quotations. -- Ralph Waldo Emerso
I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.
-- Lenny Bruce...
I hate trolls. Maybe I could metamorph it into something else -- like a ravenous, two-headed, fire-breathing dragon.
-- Willow...
I have a box of telephone rings under my bed. Whenever I get lonely, I open it up a little bit, and I get a phone call.
One day I dropped the box all over the floor. The phone wouldn't stop ringing...
I have a dog; I named him Stay. So when I'd go to call him, I'd say, "Here, Stay, here.
.." but he got wise to that. Now when I call him he ignores me and just keeps on typing....
I have a dream. I have a dream that one day, on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slaveowners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.
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