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  I've made my bed, and ow I've got to weasel out of it....
• Homer: Weasling out of work is important to learn; it is what separates humans from animals.
  Except for weasels. Episode: When Bart joins the Boy Scou...
• You are not my son! -- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood
• Well if it isn't the leader of the weiner patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons!
  -- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood...
• Flanders! My socks feel dirty! Gimme some water to wash 'em!
  -- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood...
• The foul stench of death is upon us! [sniffs] Mmm, hamburgers.
  -- Homer's famous nearly-last words, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood...
• McAllister: Arr, here be a fine vessel -- the yarest river-going boat there be.
  Homer: I'll take it! [The raft sinks] McAlliste...
• Lister: Love is what separates us from animals Rimme
  No, Lister -- what separates us from animals is that we don't use our tongues to clean our own genitals....
• Steel Magnolias Our ability to accessorize is what separates us from the animals. --Olympia Dukaki