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• Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it? -- Homer, "I Love Lisa
• Ahhh... sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? -- Homer Simpso
• Homer: Look kids! I just got my party invitiations back from the printers.
  Lisa: [Reading the invitation.] "Come to Homer's BBBQ....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• I have found it impossible to carry the heavy burden of responsibility and to discharge my duties as king as I would wish to do without the help and support of the woman I love.
  -- Edward, Duke of Windsor, 1936, announcing his abdication of the British throne in order to marry the American divorcee Wallis Warfield Simpson....
• Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn. -- Homer Simpson I Love Lisa
• Three passions, simple but overwhelmingly strong, have governed my life
  the longing for love, the search for knowledge, and unbearable pity for the suffering of mankind....
• Oh, I love your magazine. My favorite section is `How to Increase Your Word Power.
  ' That thing is really, really, really ... good. -- Homer Simpson Mr....
• Abe: And to my son Homer -- Homer: Woo-hoo! Abe: -- and his entire family -- Home
  D'oh! Abe: -- I leave these: a box of mint-condition 1918 liberty-head silver dollars....