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• Karl: You don't belong here. You're a fraud and a phony, and it's only a matter of time until they find you out.
  Homer: Gasp! Who told you? Karl: You did. You told with me with the way you slump your shoulders, the way you talk into your chest, the way you smother yourself in bargain-basement lime-green polyester....
• Homer: I'm just a big fool. Karl: Oh no, you're not!
  Homer: How do you know? Karl: Because my mother taught me never to kiss a fool!...
• Burns: I'm giving you your old job back. Homer: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!
  Burns: Now get out of here before I reconsider. Home...
• Homer: I'm just a big fool. Karl: Oh no, you're not.
  Homer: How do you know? Karl: Because my mother taught me never to kiss a fool!...
• Homer: [picks up a note] Karl's voice: Dear Mr. Simpson, I've taken the liberty of preparing your speech on the enclosed 3x5 cards.
  All the big words are spelled phonetically Home...
• Burns: Simpson, how old do you think I am? Homer: I dunno.
  A hundred and two? Burns: [sadly] I'm only eighty-one....
• Worker: Quit complaining, chrome-dome. Homer: D'oh!
  If I had hair, you wouldn't be calling me that! -- "Simpson and Delilah...
• Burns: [gasps at his sight] Good Lord, Smithers, you look atrocious.
  I thought I told you to take a vacation. Home...
• Why should you get nothing, while some guy who loses a finger hits the jackpot?