Homer: Your mother and I have been thinking about giving the puppies
away.
Bart and Lisa:
Noooooo!
Homer: Mainly your mother.
Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
away.
Bart and Lisa:
Noooooo!
Homer: Mainly your mother.
Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
Related:
- Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think
they're getting to be a problem.
Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear... - Burns: But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory
Calhouns.
I can't do it. But I can kill you. [Lisa... - Marge: Oh, Homey, aren't they adorable?
Homer: Yes.
We've waited many years, but the good Lord has finally... - Lisa: He's going to make a tuxedo out of our puppies!
[Bart hums "See my vest"] Bart! Bart: Sorry.... - Lisa: They don't like being broken up.
Marge: We've got to be realistic,
kids. Who's going to have a big enough heart... - Laura's mother: Well, I know what you're thinking, and the answer is
yes.
I want to be fixed up with one of your friends as soon... - I guess Bart's not to blame. He's lucky, too, because it's spanking
season,
and I got a hankering for some spankering! -- Homer... - Lisa: {Wow, 25 puppies!}
[Snowball II rubs her eyes,
whimpers, and bats a ball of catnip aside]}... - Marge: I think there's really something wrong with Santa's Little
Helper.
He was up barking all night, and dug up the back ...
From the same category:
- Out at five, catch General Sherman at five-thirty, clean him at six,
eat him at six-thirty, back in bed by seven with no... - But let me tell you, the slim lazy Homer you knew is dead.
Now I'm a big fat dynamo. -- Homer Simpson ... - Second class? What about Social Security, bus discounts,
Medic-Alert jewelery, Gold Bond powder, pants all the... - Maybe I should just cut my losses, give up on Lisa,
and make a fresh start with Maggie. -- Homer Simpson... - Homer: We chained Hugo up in the attic like an animal and fed him a
bucket of fish heads once a week.
Marge: It saved out marriage! Treehouse of Horror...
