If There Was Any Justice, My Face Would Be On A Bunch Of Crappy Merchandise!
If there was any justice, my face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise!
-- Homer Simpson
If there was any justice, <my> face would be on a bunch of crappy merchandise.
-- Homer gripes about Moe's phenomenal success, "Flaming Moe'...
Wow, Homer, it's like there's a party in my mouth and everybody's invited!
-- Moe tastes a Flaming Homer, "Flaming Moe'...
The Inventor I Admire, by Bart Simpson. The inventor I admire is not a rich man or a famous man or even a smart man.
He's my father, Homer Simpson. -- "Flaming Moe'...
Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night! They just plain sucked!
I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!...
Wow! Info-tainment! -- Homer watches `Eye on Springfield', "Flaming Moe'
Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy. I'm the magical man from Happyland in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaane!
Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic. -- Homer Simpson Flaming Moe'...
Homer: What's the matter, Moe? Moe: Oh, business is slow.
People today are healthier and drinking less....
Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?
-- Homer Simpson Homer the Grea...
I decided to mix the little bits that were left in every liquor bottle.
In my haste, I had grabbed a bottle of the kid's cough syrup....