Did you hear that, Marge? She called me a baboon! The stupidest,
ugliest, smelliest ape of them all!
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Substitute
ugliest, smelliest ape of them all!
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Substitute
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